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  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.

sodamnrelatable:

… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

via sodamnrelatable

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  • you: ewiusdhjfkOIESKLFJDaELRkdfjsaw;erogijlfsd
  • friend: i know the feels bro
  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you

10knotes:

These are gifs of a baby duck chasing a dog.

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  • Katniss Everdeen: I'll have to marry Peeta.
  • fandom: you poor thing.